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Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19

WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 14, 2020
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back door santa claus

next to impossible spare while playing video bowling
7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
by dtanger22 August 7, 2010
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Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END
Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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Santa Claus

When she suck your sac
Wife: want a Santa Claus
by Ksieatsmybumbum November 17, 2020
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Claus Nicklass

If you know a guy with the name Claus Nicklass you are quite lucky. He is usually a funny guy and loves to party. He often has brown or light brown hair and he is ourtoverted. He listens to music a lot and like when he get to performs his music peace’s to different people. He is kind and sweet at first, when you have known that guy in a while he becomes super funny and crazy too.
#Girl one -OMG IS CLAUS GOING TO PLAY WITH KNIFES AND POUR KETCHUP ON HIMSELF?!!?
#Girl two- It is actually Claus So I think you’re right!
He is a really sweet guy.
Claus Nicklass means weird.
by Claus Nicklass October 19, 2019
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Zat You, Santa Claus?

I said, who's there, who is it? Are you stopping for a visit?
'Zat You, Santa Claus?
by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023
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Sudsy Santa Claus

When you’re getting a handie in the shower, with soap as a lubricant, and you cum but she keeps jerking it. The soap and cum collects in between your dick and her hand, creating a white ring. When she stops jerking you, but leaves her hand wrapped around your dick, it looks like the white fur lining of Santa Claus’ hat, with a little white cum drop dribbling over the side like the top of Santa’s hat.
Oh man, last night she gave me such a good Sudsy Santa Claus in the shower, my sleigh bells were ringin!
by phxkinkyyy July 11, 2022
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