class stache

a moustache that looks so good, a homophobic redneck hillbilly will give you sixpence to ride it.

in stark contrast to the trash stache (or trash stash) grown by boys, a class stache sets a man apart from the rest of society.

even if born into the lower ranks, a proper moustache can endow a man with enough class to rise above himself and be better than people. yes, in general.

all of the following have a class stache:
salvador dali.
eugene hutz.
half of the cast from super troopers.
yours truly.

by rickdaniel February 8, 2009

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Class of 96

A group of teens who tried very hard to drink and party but were unsuccessful due to their limited ability to be tough

Yo, you know the class of 2001 is stronger than the class of 96?!

by bwead228 August 25, 2020

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history class

A tool used by the lizard people to brainwash you into forgetting about their secret plan to make us all their slaves.

Don't believe what you learn in history class! That's just what the lizard people want you to believe!

by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015

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math class

Everything that means nothing

Train A leaves Boston at 6:00PM as the driver eats waffels and hashbrowns. Train B leaves Minneapolis traveling 110MPH while the driver headbangs to Enter Sandman. What is Driver A's favorite song?

by Drain Bameged January 2, 2004

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science class

Super boring and no one wants to do anything whatsoever, like messing around on the computer.

I typed this in science class.

by onepunch_57 October 10, 2019

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weeding class

A class in college designed specifically to fail students who are not good enough for a particular major. These courses usually have a high failure rate. The students who fail that class are "weeded" out of that major.

He could not major in biology after he failed genetics. Genetics was a weeding class.

by lskatz October 18, 2008

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