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Class Clownician 

A person so experienced at being class clown that hopelessly unfunny students come to him for advice.
Bob: Dude wanna come to my house?
Jimmy: Nah I have an appointment with my class clownician.
Bob: How much is he asking?
Jimmy: It's 10 bucks an hour, but if you tell a good joke at the end of the session he'll only charge you five.
Bob: But you suck at telling jokes.
Jimmy: I know. For me he usually charges an additional fee.
Class Clownician by aman13 September 30, 2010
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class clown 

Funniest person in class
The kid who makes u laugh with raw humor is the class cloun
class clown by Steve May 13, 2005

Class of 2025

Honestly the last best Class there will ever be. Class of 2026, 2027, 2028 ..... can't and won't be able to compare although they try and be like Class of 2025 they can't pull it off. So cheers to Class of 2025 for being the last best class!
Hey Martha, have you seen how those wannabies kids from Class of 2026, 2027 and 2028 wanna be like Class of 2025?
Martha: Oh yea I've heard they're trying to hard

Class of 2023 

The college graduates who are matriculating at the worst time, probably ever, certainly the worst time in the past 15 years. They had only one good fun normal semester, freshman year, spent the rest in the chaos of COVID masks and lockdowns where it was basically illegal to be a social human, and are going to graduate in the worst recession in the past 15 years, probably will see pay-cuts before they see pay raises, fewer job opportunities, and higher borrowing costs.
"The Class of 2023 got so effed, probably even worse than the class of 2008."

"How was college? What are you going to do when you graduate?"
"Well, dating and social life pretty much sucked bc of COVID, my study abroad got canceled, and now I can't find a job."
Class of 2023 by doyouevenparty October 2, 2022

Class of 2025

Typically born in 2006 or 2007. If they have older siblings, they might be half decent. Their favorite past time is vaping and crying.
“That little Ed Sheeran lookalike is in the class of 2025!”
Class of 2025 by keyvrilee August 5, 2021

Class of 2024 

The class following the footsteps of the infamous Class of 2023, Class of 2022, and Class of 2020, the best class of 13-14 year old eighth graders. This class enjoys making fun of the Class of 2023, Tik Tok, and VSCO girls, and also think Tik Tok is cringy but do the dances anyway because memes. Instagram and Snapchat are still this class's favorite social medias.
"When do you graduate?"
"Oh, I'm the class of 2024."
"Aw hell yeah, you're pretty cool."
Class of 2024 by Yowhatsupyall November 12, 2019

class-one handpump 

A complete wanker or dickhead. Wank = handpump, class-one = the biggest
"he thought he was really cool, but everyone else thought he was a class-one handpump"
class-one handpump by sean camshaft September 18, 2013