A girl who smells like shit, too ugly to be true, she has horrible teeth and most of the time she’s farting and even in the classrooms :L cause her bum’s apparently always working but it is just a kinda “scream” which comes from her bum and it means “fuck me”. she’s the biggest slag ever and she has won lots of prizes for being such a slag, she has been on the slag lists since they were created till our days :L she has kept the 1rst place during 4 years consecutively and she’s the biggest slag in the United Kingdom and in the world, she has established a new record never seen before as the girl who has seen more cocks in the world, she has seen more cocks than a porn actress though some people say that Clare has seen more cocks than a male public toilet :L this is said by those who have fucked Clare and because of it they have arranged a meeting: the annual meeting “I fucked Clare Stephenson ” where those who have fucked clare can go there and tell their stories about having sex with Clare Stephenson :L
1st Example.
Girl 1: Look that girl's such a slag, she has slept around with lots of boys.
Girl 2: yer, she's a right Clare :/.
2nd Example.
Boy 1: im going to go to the annual meeting I fucked Clare
Boy 2: You fucked what? |: where the fuck are you going?
Boy 1: I've fucked Clare Stephenson so i will go to the annual meeting for those who have fucked her.
Boy 2: Could i go mate?
Boy 1: NO! you havent fucked Clare :/
Boy 2: oh :(
Girl 1: Look that girl's such a slag, she has slept around with lots of boys.
Girl 2: yer, she's a right Clare :/.
2nd Example.
Boy 1: im going to go to the annual meeting I fucked Clare
Boy 2: You fucked what? |: where the fuck are you going?
Boy 1: I've fucked Clare Stephenson so i will go to the annual meeting for those who have fucked her.
Boy 2: Could i go mate?
Boy 1: NO! you havent fucked Clare :/
Boy 2: oh :(
by ThePunisherColxx November 2, 2011
Get the Clare Stephenson mug.When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.
Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..
..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!
..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!
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Get the clarked mug.A liquid that hardens near an opening creating a crust. e.g. the hard clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle. Clard. - It sounds like it looks. Ryhmes with hard. clot crust
the hardened clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle after use.
He had to remove the clard to get the glue flowing again
He had to remove the clard to get the glue flowing again
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Get the clare mug.The practice in which a coworker carbon copy's an individual on electronic communications which have little or nothing to do with the message therein.
My Monday started out well, but by lunch my inbox was clarked with 157 unread emails that had nothing to do with me but required me to open every single one just to be sure!
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Get the Clarked mug.Probably the hottest chick you will ever meet. She can be lifted by beauty in all forms and is at the most creative when inspired. She has a clever, deep mind and the talent to excel in highly inspirational lines of endeavour as a dramatist, musician, writer, or artist.
All though she is day dreaming all the time, she is a person you will enjoy being with.
All though she is day dreaming all the time, she is a person you will enjoy being with.
person 1: Dude, that chick drives me crazy!
person 2: Yeah, she's such a Clareina!
person 1: Dude, but she's all stoned
person 2: Yeah, she's such a Clareina!
person 1: Dude, but she's all stoned
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