clustercoitus

polite or formal way to say clusterfuck

To get avoid offending his superiors, Dick used the term clustercoitus instead.

by mphi December 9, 2009

Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.

April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.

by chestrrrr August 20, 2014

Chester myself

To commit suicide by hanging oneself in one's room, while blasting "Numb" by Linkin Park through a shitty iPhone speaker.

vb. "That concert sucked. I'm gonna go home and Chester myself."

Jane: What happened to Bill, I haven't seen him in days?

Joe: Oh, I heard he Chestered himself after Cecelia broke up with him. What a sad way to go.

by Abraham Linkin Park July 21, 2017

Chester High

Chester High School is one of the most top ass schools in the USA. It’s located on the 200th block of west 9th street. The school is known for their lack of fucks giving and also the huge ass rodents that run around the creepy ass building all day. Mostly everyone in the high is burnt the fuck out.

Chester High is blowing my shit. I hate this fucking building

by Jakeeee223 July 28, 2018

Cluster Cum

When three or more people having sex cum at the same time. it counts even if there are multiple groups. For example, at an orgy.

Everybody cluster cumed at the orgy last night.

by DirtyB&stardMr.B August 7, 2018

Chester it up

Covering your penis in Cheeto dust and letting your partner suck.

Yo Henry, mind if I Chester it up with your sister?

by Sir_Trashboat May 14, 2019

Cluster fuckwittery

A clusterfuck caused by some really dumb people . A real joint effort by a bunch of fuckwits to do something dumb arse

You could not believe how dumb their plan was , it was cluster fuckwittery

by The smedders wrestler May 27, 2019