Chuffing

Masturbating, bashing one out

I hate it when my cat watches me chuffing

by Cuddlesthesexybeast2 March 15, 2014

chuffty

A lazy tool that does such things as (but not limited to); typing their words in capitals (because they can't be bothered to turn the capital lock key off), goes home because they can't be bothered to do anything, sends other people to the bar (because they're too lazy to go and get their own drink).

That prick is asking me to go to the bar for him again! He's such a Chuffty!

by Boigny Lover April 22, 2011

chuff

Chuff is stray, unkempt hair which protrudes from the bikini line of a bathing suit worn by a woman.

Noun: "I know she's a hottie but she's sporting some chuff."

Verb: "Hey, if I'm not mistaken you're chuffing right now."

by Max Headshot July 19, 2006

chuff

To consume vast ammounts of alcohol.

Chuff that fucking whiskey down!

by Dude July 19, 2006

chuffmuncher

Person who munches (eats/licks) chuff (female genitalia).

A rugmuncher but not necessarily a lesbian.

Practicer of the art of cunnilingus and not that good a one.

He's a chuffmuncher.

WHat's that?

He munches the chuff

by scala9 February 11, 2007

chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

Chuffer

A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.

Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!

by Been The Unseen July 3, 2004