chokin' on my chips

chokin' on my chips is something one would say instead of "busting my balls" or breaking my crayons. can also refer to teabagging.

"I've had enough, i don't need you chokin' on my chips all day, woman."

by daksrevolution May 16, 2007

Chokin' on nothin'

When i chick thinks shes givin a BJ, chokes, then finds out that nothin is in his pants

Rob: I wonder why my girl wont talk to me.
Sean: Maybe because she was chokin on nothin last night!

by Bob the Hairy Monkey February 9, 2005

Choking Heaters

(Verb) The act of smoking a cigarette.

See Also: Choking Heatsticks

Brah 1: Yo, Where's the Rob-meister at?

Brah 2: Him and Smith are out back choking heaters.

by rolandheadlessthompsongun June 9, 2010

Choking the lobster

A sex term in which one "chokes the chicken", but in order to fertilize a female lobster.

Phil: I found out the fast way that "Larry" was really a "Louise", the egg sack scared me at first...I was like wtf is that!

Jerry: Then you figured "If you wanna do something right, you've got to do it yourself" and unzipped your pants.

Seth: Choking the lobster eh? I see ya.

by crackerdoctor June 19, 2011

Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.

Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"

by Santa9511 April 23, 2014

Choking On His/Her Corn

Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.

After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.

by Hera Rose September 7, 2014

Choking The Turkey

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016