The Stupid Chair

Any chair (usually of varying quality) that resides outside a ladies dressing room. Typically populated with disgruntled boyfriends/husbands with angry or resigned expressions, surrounded by shopping bags.

"Did you see that guy in the stupid chair? I heard he fell for the 'I'll just be a minute,' gambit."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna hang out in the stupid chair until you're done."

by mdonovan December 8, 2007

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

by planttreesplease January 24, 2015

wheel chair

Racecar for the walking-impaired

Hey, NICE WHEELS, Buddy. That's a real hot wheel chair you've got. Zoom, Zoom.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

chaima

Chaima is the best person in the hole world.
Chaima is funny.
Chaima is Emo, sometimes.
Chaima is hot and annoying.
Chaima is smart but fails a lot of classes because she's lazy.
Chaima has a lot of friends that love her.
Chaima really doesn't care!

Someone has an A on the exam! Well, it's not Chaima!

by Baddesstt February 25, 2017

chairingly

1. Of or like a chair.
2. Synonym to radical.

1. Omg, you did that pose so chairingly.
2. Hahaha!!! Like, chairingly, dude!!

by the Society to Prevent Boredom January 21, 2006

Chairing

A word used in Ireland and some parts of Britain , is where a male would sit on a chair and the female would sit facing him with her two legs on separate sides and they would kiss for a long time ,the males hands would be grasping the females booty

Tom: How far did you go with Gloria last night?

Jack :She was chairing me for 5 minutes pal.

by Pablokeene89 February 14, 2018

Caira

A Caira is a beautiful inside and out girl. She's SEXY af and all the boys love her. She one of the most popular girls bit gets kinda shy at times. She acts loud and obnoxious though, Lol! She is insecure about what people say about her but never shows it. If you meet a Caira be sure to be one of her friends real quick because she be your friend just as quick as she'll cut you off!! Caira can fight too she'll knock you out in a punch don't mess wit her. But she super nice too. Caira don't know what to be, lol.

Look at CairaI wanna ask her out but I'm scared as hell.

by abossatheart February 7, 2018