cattle prod

Put a dash or allot of something spicy on the end of your condom; ben-gay, tiger balm, daves insanity sauce, etc. Tag the heifer from behind, then hold on to those love handles as long as necessary. Stuff some hay in her mouth, so as not to wake the neighborhood.

I gave your sister the cattle prod the other night, now she won't even look at me. Oh, and tell your parents to put some tobasco on the shopping list.

by Larry Stevens July 9, 2005

Catted

Being Flat Out Ugly As Fuck To The Point Where Even A miracle Could Not Help

Yo that bitch over there is catted as fuck

by TinkerBelen Da Kidd August 10, 2007

cattled

To get absolutely wasted on drink/drugs/both...

I feel terrible, got absolutely cattled last night

by The Admiral November 23, 2003

cattered

Really stressed out and worried about something that is really hard to get over with. Can occasionally cause depression between friends.

Linda: Is Kate alright?

Christine: Not really, she's just really cattered that her boyfriend broke up with her.

by WiPiFizzy April 4, 2009

Cattle Misandry

The discrimination or hatred of vegans against the male sex, specifically involving cattle.

Vegan - “milk is for baby cows!”

Normal person - “what about the bulls? That’s cattle Misandry.”

by Big Ed February 5, 2020

"All hat, no cattle"

Used to illustrate those who inappropriately wear large Western hats, usually indoors. Often said of country-and-western performers.

"All hat, no cattle" describes that country-and-western band out of Cleveland to a T.

by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006

cattle tick mass

A long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect.

We had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick mass before the priest began the wedding ceremony.

by debonaircaveman August 25, 2009