A super small town in the Bay Area. Where everyone knows everyone. There’s barely any thing to do there, we have one movie theater that only plays one movie. If anyone asks where’s Castro Valley we say it’s near Oakland and San Leandro. The people there are mostly druggies, and people who think their hard. Most people are petty, but some are friendly. It’s one of those towns you pass through and that’s about it.
by Earthangel222 October 9, 2019
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Lesbian Softball Player.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.
who shows anger through the stomp of a horse.
Also dates faggots.. usually named Ethan.
-You see that lesbian girl over there? Shes a Lauren Castro.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!
-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.
-Oh... She must be dating a faggot then!
-YEAH! His name is Ethan.
-Predictable.
by Kipper dog December 29, 2011
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"long live fidel castro"(most cubans will hear that and turn more colors than a bag of skittles,the older ones may go into cardiac arrest)
by castrosbestfriend October 6, 2008
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by branmuffin January 6, 2007
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"So last Saturday, after a long night out, I gave my girlfriend a Sneaky Castro. Man, was that wet and messy."
by azigee April 16, 2006
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