carrot

An orange veggie that all our parents made us eat as children telling us that it will help us see in the dark.

Child: "Mum, i'm done with dinner"
Mom: "Did you eat your carrots?"
Child: "No i dont like them."
Mom: "The will help you see in the dark."
Child: *jaw drops and shovels carrots into his/her mouth.*

by littlethinker May 14, 2013

carrotology

The scientific study of carrots.

Hannah : I know the bunny song.
Tiffany: Wow, you're gonna need to learn carrotology.

by Miss Chevious Forsure April 25, 2009

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016

Carrot Peeler

Someone who gives a blow job while knowing or not knowing that they're is using their teeth

The girl that I had a one night stand with was horrible at giving blow jobs; she was a carrot peeler

by Tonyozzie June 13, 2017

Carrot fit

Trousers made for people with humongous booty and very thin legs

- See, he's wearing these carrot fit jeans
- Yea, he has few options because of his butt being a bit on the large side

by Prefrontal Cortex August 11, 2018

Carrot swordsman

A green carrot that chucks sweaty swords at ninja giraffes

They are usually found in the dishwasher

Oh no there's a carrot swordsman cutting up our plates in the dishwasher 😱

by Men cat man June 17, 2019

Carrot Whore

The bitch that eats all the carrots

Stop being a carrot whore, Karen!

by TheOriginalCarrotWhore13 February 17, 2020