ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

Canal cavity

When to bisexual men want to guava but one of them has a cavity up his anus. A semi painful gunga up the whole of buts.

Bill, let’s guava! I can’t, I have a canal cavity. Sorry bro.

by Fronky September 1, 2019

Venice canal

an old and used vagina, getting dicked down by multiple dicks a day

this milf got a pussy like the Venice canal

by J:F:K September 17, 2019

Pablo Sole Canales

Pablo is stupid and dumb. He has a very bad jumpshot and smells like shit. After lunch his ass is sweaty because he sucks at basketball.

Wow dude you are acting like a "Pablo Sole Canales"

by jellyjamba October 10, 2019

turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.

i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too

by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018

Canal grape

An enraged elderly human being

Oh! Watch out, we don’t want to run into those canal grapes

by Publix powdered sugar long jon January 17, 2020

Chattanooga root canal

When you're receiving a blowjob and you knock out the giver's teeth with your dick.

"What happened to that homeless man's teeth?
"Probably too many Chattanooga root canals."

by freepanda September 29, 2017