Canada

That place north of america that if they play their cards right, we might let them be a state
Did you bang that chick?
Yeah we did a sacramento sweater... i mean an old king clancy, she was from canada
by ey der October 21, 2011
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Canada

A place where everyone lives in igloos, places hockey, and keeps either a polar bear or beaver as a pet. We eat pancakes and drink beer all day, and say ah after eveything we say, ah!
American:Oh canadian "ah", where's your pet beaver?
Canadian:Right hear, Beaver..... attack!
"Canada"
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canada

The place to get good chronic. British Columbian weed is the most potent natural weed in the world, and using hydroponics techniques makes it fuckin crazy ass weed.
i buy weed from canada all the fuckin time.
by sativa September 03, 2005
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Canada

publicly traded Corporation as listed on the US Securities Exchange. Check it out.
What the fuck?! Canada's for fucking SALE?!
by Stephen Harper March 27, 2008
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Canada

A country in North America home to French and English speaking people. Known for hockey, and being cold year round. The country which America thinks is another state.
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Canada

A country with a lot of moose and syrup
News Reporter: Today in Canada a flock of wild moosen was found drinking syrup

Bob: No way, that would only happen in Canada
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Canadians are some of the awesomest people around, they are kind to everybody, don't like killing people, huge ally to USA and the rest of the world, nobody could ever take over because it is too god-damn cold. Winnipeg is almost in the center of the continent. nobody would mug you if your in a mall, free healthcare, people are not as fat as they are in the USA, no offense or anything, but some people down there are bigger then tanks, and as dumb as a nail too.
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George: man, canada's healthcare is free! thats awesome!
steve: ya, i know, we don't have to pay all that money just because we got sick
by Caandian in trust January 05, 2010
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