calling out Southern

The excuse one from the South gives when they are in a snowy region and can't make it into work.

She needs to move back to Florida, this is the fifth incident of her calling out Southern this Winter!

by GracieMae March 3, 2009

Calmingtons

An exclamation meaning "Calm down"

"Calmingtons! It'll be ok!"

by MrTimmington December 15, 2008

calling it twits

tweeting your suicide note

calling it twits y'all, text it <3

by fartsnott March 13, 2011

Calling it for tits

When you are finished with a task.

Johnny finally finished his 40 page research paper. With a big stretch he yelled, "Calling it for Tits!"

by 1905wicked January 7, 2016

Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima

OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE

by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021