Calm down dear, it's a commercial

Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.

Hello mum! I'm on the telly!

by Tempestua December 5, 2004

Calm

Meaning for "cool". Or for the real definition see "Retarded"

That is so calm. Or that is so dizcalm.

by Haterofcalm January 20, 2005

Calmachill

when a situation gets out of control and people just need to relax.

Dude you need to calmachill she doesn't like you.

by Calmate man July 14, 2009

calm clams

calm clams: a phrase used while under the influence of marijuana meaning that everything's okay.

"Dude i think that guy saw us smoking that pot"
"Nah dude relax! Were calm clams man!"
"Calm clams!"

by french chocolate. August 1, 2009

I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.

A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!

by wangjiahua October 8, 2011

calm your tits

A sexist and degrading way of telling someone to calm down. Effective because it silences the addressee by invoking their fear of appearing like a hysterical female.

Wife: "I can't believe you would quit your job and not even tell me about it!"
Husband: "Calm your tits. If you ever had a job, you would understand."

Boyfriend: "I just don't want to have children unless we're married."
Girlfriend: "Calm your tits. You sound like my mom."

by hypehuman April 2, 2019

calm your bean

'Calm your bean' is a phrase coined in the summer by an anonymous Irani lateral thinker. The term was constructed in a peaceful protest of a lack in chillness in a situation. It can be used both in a friendly, casual manner, however if the tone is moulded into one with more irritation, then it can also be a phrase which can boldly demand someone to calm down. The phrase holds incredible power, especially when delivered with a slightly delayed liasonesque pace.

Crazy broad - What did you just say young man?

Anonymous Irani - Calm your bean lady!

by Anonymous Irani October 28, 2004