Cryptic Crackheads

Cryptic Crackheads (CC for short) is a discord group that's mainly frowned upon mostly because all the members in it are apathetic trolls. The name can also be used to describe fucked-up Discord trolls.

Discord user 1: Hey have you heard about the Cryptic Crackheads?
Discord user 2: I don't even want to talk about it, they made my friend kill themself

by Nuggetory September 28, 2021

crackhead crafting

When one finds that the act of “crafting” or making something takes place at odd hours of the night.

“Megan said that she was sewing more bags at 2am, she was crackhead crafting again.”

by Sexy Mama Potato November 15, 2019

crackhead soup

A package of Ramen noodles.

Hey, man, get me some crackhead soups on your next commissary buy and I'll hit you off with some rollies when my buy comes up next week.

by Oscar Hammersteyn September 18, 2005

Crackhead Behavior

When someone is doing things a crackhead would do, such as: sell things they own for cheap, try to get money, act shady, bother you constantly. Behaving as a crackhead would.

Mike was trying to sell me his new PS3 games for $15 when he bought them for $60 Wednesday. That's crackhead behavior right there.

This dude agreed to drink my piss for $5. If that isn't crackhead behavior, I don't know what is.

by AustYo August 22, 2011

Crackhead Energy

A term wrongfully used by girls in their Tinder Bio. These girls actually have Iced Coffee Energy, which is on par with the actual annoyance of Crackhead Energy. However, true Crackhead Energy is a result of using crack cocaine, a strong stimulant drug that stimulates the central nervous system. Users often get high and have loads of energy, which often keeps them up for days at a time! Signs include: talking insanely fast, running with one shoe on, asking for a dollar outside of CVS, and picking up cigarette butts on the city sidewalk

Roger: Damn! That dude just got run over by the Port Authority bus and now he’s climbing that 400ft building with no shirt!

Tim: Yeah, typical crackhead energy...

Roger: Damn, at least drunks pass out

by theguywhoknowsall December 2, 2020

functioning crackhead

A functioning crackhead is somebody that is able to hold down a job and maintain a "normal" lifestyle while on crack, without completely sucumbing they're life to the drug.

Guy 1: For a hype, that dude sure has a decent house and job.

Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead

by I Can Be Your Cutie March 20, 2008

crackhead suzy

when you get blue balls its the next best thing. you take a rubber glove, fill it with your favorite lube, wrap it in paper towels till it fits in a bread bad snug and. go to town.

yo dylan you get laid yet?

dylan: nah yo im stickin with the crackhead suzy

by Vec849 January 29, 2010