When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
Suzy: I went down on this guy the other night n' almost chipped my tooth on his Nob Crust.
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
Jenn: Nasty! Did it stink?
Suzy: Yeah, like cheese. But it wasn't too bad when I finally got through the nob crust barrier n' got to the creame fillin'.
Jenn: Creamy Crusted Pie, yum!
by Merch™ June 23, 2006
by Max. Layton July 23, 2008
When the skidmarks on your underwear dry out and start flaking off, turning into dust. It happens when people do not wipe up well after going to the bathroom, and when they do not change their underwear frequently.
I haven't changed my underwear in six weeks and now I think I'm starting to see some crust dust coming out of my pant leg.
by Chigglywiggly December 07, 2009
Street trash crust punk who could has chosen to be homeless for the image when they could easily ask mommy and daddy for money when they need it.
by Carl W. Crust October 06, 2017
by TonyL January 16, 2006
Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza
Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
by terd ferguson February 17, 2005
by Daniel Harold March 01, 2004