cream and crimson

Also called C&C, a delicious alcoholic shot named after the school colors of Indiana University. It can be found in 3 forms:

1/2 Bailey's Irish Cream & 1/2 UV Red
1/2 Milk & 1/2 Tabasco Sauce
1/2 Semen & 1/2 Blood

It's best served in a group with CCR involved. Perfect for all occasions.

IU only lost to Northwestern by 22, let's do a round of cream and crimsons!

Dude, didn't we do cream and crimsons when we beat Purdue by 11?

It's a drink for all occasions! It's George Michael!

by Yosuckmydickdad March 15, 2011

Cream on a Cracker

A competitive game where the male participants sit in a circle and jerk off until one by one they cum on a cracker that sits in the middle of the circle. The last one to cum is the loser and has to eat the cracker.

Dude, Frankie enjoys playing Cream on a Cracker. I think he loses on purpose.

by Biggunplenty December 19, 2011

Cream Cheese Sandwich

A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.

If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.

"Honey, I don't feel like making breakfast, why don't you just have a cream cheese sandwich."

by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009

Cream Pipe

An erect dick.

I solicited her pussy with my cream pipe.

by Brock Diesel May 15, 2009

Cream Hole

a twat, pussy, fuckhole, frontdoor, furburger, cunt cake, vagina

i hit that cream hole so many times its not funny

by Mike July 1, 2006

Cream Filled Shit Sickle

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and are about to cum, you spin her around and shove your dick in her mouth.

Last nite my girl was extra freaky. I hen hooked her up with a cream filled shit sickle.

by Ron W. December 30, 2007

Cream City

Nickname for Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Named for the numerous cream-colored buildings in the city's downtown.

The brick used to construct the buildings became synonymous with Milwaukee and is sometimes referred to as a "Milwaukee Brick" or "Cream City Brick."

"What's goin' on in the Cream City tonight?"

by illwauk October 23, 2007