Hym "Yeah, hey, my co-worker's mom died like 15 minutes after you left. She's having the worst day of her life and you're... Doing what, exactly? I'm sure saying that was super important to you though. But no. Not conditioned. I want you to know... That I am going to masterbate to your wife later. And every time you kids bleed it's the best day of my life. Even if I don't know that it's happening. Even if I'm not alive to experience it. It'll be like my own religious holiday."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2023
Get the Conditionedmug. When you are at the age in your life when you arent too old to still get an errection, but can longer ejaculate anything more than a puff of air.
These days JJ has been experiencing "the Stanley Dean condition". At least he doesnt need to use condums anymore.
by ut4wade November 1, 2010
Get the the Stanley Dean conditionmug. That one friend who purposely does or says stupidly random things specifically for the amusement of others
by Tts2018 March 10, 2025
Get the Limited conditionmug. verb. Preparation or conditioning your body for large amounts of alcohol consumption by consuming alcohol on a ramp-up schedule over a long period of time.
Dani B. (Morning after) Beer at 30 is not like beer at 22...
Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.
Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.
by CadeyzDad September 4, 2017
Get the beer conditioningmug. Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts
Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck
by BIG T 49 July 9, 2023
Get the red anal conditionmug. Social/environmental attributes dat at-least-adequately allow for da willingness to shed one's garments.
Exactly what would be considered "bareable conditions" would vary widely among different people, of course, but generally they would involve things like how well da considering-stripping-off individual likes/trusts any accompanying humans who would be observing said person in his/her "birthday suit", what will likely be expected of him to allow/perform with relation to said accompanying humans, how warm and isolated da present surroundings are, etc.
by QuacksO April 11, 2023
Get the bareable conditionsmug. That week everyone goes through every quarter. All test, quizzes, homework, and project come at you all at once. Mental breakdown week.
by Randomxo November 28, 2019
Get the Basic conditioning weekmug.