wet cosmo

When a woman is fondling you and uses your man fluid as lubricant and shoves it up your ass

As i ejaculated, this bitch asked me if i want a wet cosmo and the shoved her finger up my ass

by Wet Cosmo April 4, 2017

Chemical cosmonaut

One who explores inner and outer space via the use of natural and synthetic chemicals. Often a college student.

John will never advance in life as long as he chooses the vocation of chemical cosmonaut.

by Heirbare August 29, 2017

Urban cosmopolitans

The 21st century version of bleeding heart liberal

Jim Bob Bodine used to be a rural nationalist but now after all the xenophobic hate happening under the Trump administration he decided to be an Urban cosmopolitans instead.

by Lifegardenar September 19, 2019

september at cosmo

When a female puts a condom on with her feet

"Dude Sarah gave me a September at cosmo"

by LegendaryPro98 September 18, 2017

The Recycled Cosmopolitan

A deviant sexual practice, which first necessitates one partner to chug as many Cosmopolitan (or other strong and colored alcoholic beverages) and puke them out into their partner's anus. The receiver then squeezes their ass as the giver grabs them by the feet and shakes them while they're upside down. The motion causes the puke to mix with other fluids, mix with other fluids and make its way to the partner's mouth. That way, booze becomes puke which goes through a person's ass and then comes out of their mouth, thus going thru a ''recycling'' process.

-James and Julia totally tried The Recycled Cosmopolitan yesterday! They stayed in the bathroom for 15 minutes, and they had green stains on their clothes when they came back.

-Dude, that's so fucking hot!

by Laurent Racoon December 5, 2020

cosmosphere

An incredible, magical place where anything is possible

monkeys flying through the cosmosphere

by Tommy Hogan January 13, 2004

Cosmo Girl

A slightly deformed young woman with profoundly wide jawbones.

Usually selected by a Dyke who operates in the background of a widely distributed women's magazine, she is selected to be on the cover and she will be recognized by having distracting eye and lip makeup.

Paradoxically, this distraction from her jaw deformity is attractive to (or ignored by) many normal, middle-class, female magazine purchasers, and such magazines profit well from the display of their osteo-warped models. Some even go on to become movie stars despite their handicaps.

Often classified as a fetish, the best explanation is that Dykes somehow are attracted to wide jaws in females as a faux masculine trait, and thereby acceptable where a genuine male jaw would not.

Good grief Herbert, gouge out my eyes! Look at that Cosmo Girl on the rack there!

by FunkyObserver September 13, 2011