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Simpathal condition

When you start to simp a little TOO much.

You simp so much it’s like you have a disease

Worse then just a simp, it’s a bad case of simping
“Dude I think Noah has simpathal condition” “He simps so much like he needs to chill” “Did you hear Emma has simpathal condition? She simps so hard for everyone!”
by ToeCracker777 April 22, 2021
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Health Condition

A euphemistic term often used by the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) for a public figure who has recently been fired or imprisoned or placed under arrest for corruption charges or sexual infidelity.
China's defence minister, who’s not been seen in public for almost two weeks, is suspected to have had a “health condition.”
by Fasters September 15, 2023
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sweet tissue connection

occurs when two people in a relationship feel a deep and sweet mental, physical and intuitive connection and can understand each other very well. Somehow they can sense clarity out of the mist and have tacit understanding of circumstances surrounding them. They also have a deep mutual love for one another and trust each other. Both individuals feel the sweet tissue connection and are able to gage each others feelings and emotions therefore taking steps to be there and help each other feel better at every pace of the way. Also known as a soul connection but sweet tissue connection is an awesomer term used to brighten the mood.

*in this case sweet tissue does not refer to a kleenex tissue sheet dipped in honey. Thank you. :)
by SweetTissueNotKleenex June 20, 2010
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Slow internet connection

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Me: this fuckin slow internet connection is a piece of shit. fuck this slow ass shit.
by mydudefrank July 17, 2019
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conviction

Belief that one would die for.
by larstait October 16, 2003
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pimple cognition

when a pimple can perceive verbal, physical, or spiritual acknowledgment from the external world; the pimple will show its understanding by exhibiting a throbbing or tingling sensation
In the middle of Sam and I's conversation, Sam stopped and looked at me.
"That pimple on your face is so big and ugly," Sam said to me.
My pimple began to tingle when hearing the sound of its name- I knew it was some crazy pimple cognition going on.
by nicmeister February 4, 2009
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air conditioner

Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.
I'm going to the Sahara Desert.

Make sure to bring your air conditioner!
by Xovria July 4, 2017
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