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cone condom

The sanitary paper wrapper that surrounds ice cream cones so employees do not physically touch the cone. Sometimes referred to as "conedoms."
Stephen: Let's go to Dairy Queen for ice cream.
Tony: Sounds good, but their cones have those annoying cone condoms on them.
by Pakers December 27, 2008
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Traffic Cone

The act of sitting naked upon the crown of the head of another person.
Our accountant at work went to Thailand and had young Thai boys give her a TRAFFIC CONE...
by Little T mart July 30, 2009
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Muddy Cone

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.
The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.
by Jack Goff November 24, 2007
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Hoe Cone

1. A Guy who you look at and automatically think "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!"

2. A Person who happens to ALWAYS be texting, and when you Text them, they never reply.

3. A Basic Bitch
1. Loook At That guy, he looks like a hoe cone!!

2. Andy - " I Texted her yesterday but she didn't reply"

Lucas - " I saw her texting in class"

Andy - "What a Hoe Cone!!"

3. Look At the people at this party, they are all Hoe Cones.
by CrystalAyye69 April 14, 2010
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cone farts

The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
Dilly: "Morgan, why is your ass up in the air?"
Morgan: "i have a cone farts and it hurts!!!"
by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010
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Golden Cone

When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.
Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.
by MelonWorm November 17, 2013
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Swirling cones

A quirky 'sweet' reverence to man on man sexual action.
Jane: "Did you see those guys swirling cones?"
Phil: " yeah! They were going at it!"
OR

Sam: " Hey! You wanna swirl cones?"
Tommy: "Duh!"
by One love April 23, 2015
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