mechanical conversation

A mechanical conversation consists of small talk. Usually found on the internet, but sometimes comes between two aquaintances who are waiting for something or someone. It is usually very choppy and awkward.

"Nice day, huh?" - man 1

"Oh, uh, ya." - man 2

"I'm really enjoying the sunshine." - man 1

Man 2 nods in recognition to Man 1's statement. (if on internet it would usually be an 'lol')

{awkward silence}

"So ummm.... how 'bout them Red Socks?" - man 1

later

"I had a very mechanical conversation why i was waiting for you earlier." - man 2

"Really? Awkward." - man 2's friend.

by Chubby Raincloud July 20, 2008

classic conversation

(1) a conversation held in an old-fashioned manner, usually face-to-face or on the phone; often used to denigrate old-fashioned bosses or old school parents

(2) a face-to-face conversation, as opposed to conversations via text, email, twitter or phone

(3) a conversation that instantly becomes memorable

If I had known we were going to break up via twitter, I would've asked for a classic conversation.

After all of the sexting, the classic conversation was a little weird.

My boss is old school. Doesn't do email and always wants a classic conversation.

by Marcus Antonius June 19, 2009

cig conversation

When two or more people are smoking a cigarette outside and feel obligated to strike up a conversation. It is a dynamic that occurs outside many bars, and feels oddly comfortable.

Two people are talking outside the bar

"We're having a cig conversation, aren't we?"

by dboytoy December 18, 2009

multi-conversationalism

having multiple small conversations simultaneously within the same sentence or message.

example of multi-conversationalism question and answer~

friend 1: "How was your day, what's on your mind, do you like italian food?"

friend 2: "Same old boring, nothing much, I prefer chinese."

by Stormold January 26, 2010

Twerkers' compensation

The demand for pain relief for the mind, body, and soul the day after an evening of combining dance (twerk) and alcohol consumption to a point of excess.

"Man, I raged so hard at that Good Charlotte show, I definitely need Twerkers' compensation today."

by The Stafford Executive September 8, 2013

dominatrix conversation reality

It is a condition of dialogue between two individuals that heavily favors the voice and opinions of one over the other.

I was attempting to convey my emotions clearly, but the dominatrix conversation reality prevented me from doing so.

by Evarian’sCountedTerms July 15, 2019

potato conversation

an in depth conversation that primarily revolves around the subject of potatoes.

i could just pop a potato in my hand with the raw one and bam potato conversation

by potatoenthusiast July 15, 2021