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Commander shepard

Commander shepard is an epic character from mass effect, so epic that seeing him makes you go pawg
Bro 1: you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than commander shepard
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound
by Potato master420 April 16, 2021
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Supreme Commander

The game that only the real men of the world would dare to even play, or even download.
It brings out the worst in a man, it tests his loyalty, his dignity and even a mans pride.

But I can also bring the absolute units of the world together, if you play this game you are a fucking machine,
You have the largest cock in the universe, that could destroy any living being. If you play this game, you are

H I M
He plays supreme commander, he must have a huge cock
by benbenbenbenbenbenben1 April 6, 2023
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The Wing Commander

The Wing Commander is a person who does something in an impromptu manner, improvising, with little preparation or actual knowledge of the subject.
"The Wing Commander"
Peter taking an emergency call and only getting very little information and then guessing or making up the rest in a very poor attempt at appearing competent at one's job.
i.e WINGING IT !!
by The Captain Pugwash April 26, 2008
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Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.
You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?
by Blaze March 5, 2004
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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11th Commandment

“Share always; share all ways.”

Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.

Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).

The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
When my smart-ass skeptic ex-husband asked me “so, if you’re so smart, what’s the 11th Commandment?”; I meditated and prayed for three days until it was revealed to me that to the 11th Commandment is “share always, share all ways”
by ‘Aether 00 October 2, 2022
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baby commander

a full fucking physco that plays siege and has an army of babies.
the baby commander was no match for the Jskull
by jskull July 5, 2020
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