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Clit Closet

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.
Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.
by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014
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Cling

A dude so desperate that he hits on every woman to the point of becoming a nuisance. He will orbit around women while they are trying to work, believing he is saying what they want to hear, but is actually beyond annoying and disruptive.

Clings aree often asked to leave or are banned from premises, but they won't learn and will keep at it.
"ugh, a cling came into my work today, he literally followed every woman around the store asking everyone out, security had to ask him to leave. We couldnt even get work done"
by Based Fiend July 25, 2022
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Flick My Clit

Eli - "You're kind of a bitch!"

Kayla - "Flick My Clit!!"
by jjwestcoast May 30, 2015
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Clit Saddle

The gap in the middle of one's moustache that grows no hair. Thus a saddle for the clit of a woman to ride on while receiving oral sex.
Toby likes to sit on my face and ride my clit saddle.
by Jax08 March 2, 2016
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Flappy clit

A phrase coined by a nabz when first asked what a clitoris was after claiming to have lost his virginity.

The flappy clit is a "flappy" hand movement that was clearly meant to imitate the labia of a woman which has now been turned into a dance move by DE scum.
Do the flappy clit
by TurbanInYouKungPowChicken February 3, 2017
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Spud cline

One who insist on talking about him self. With no credability to back it up. They would also use buzz words constantly to try to lend ones self credible as an educated human.
1.Hey do you know spud cline.

2. Yea I think I do he's the D bag who can't stop talking about him self.

1. Yep that's him.

2. What a tool bag.
by Bad ass fireman September 16, 2013
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toasted clit

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus
During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014
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