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Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.
The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
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Canadian Circumcision

A method of removing ones foreskin by exposing your dick to the cold elements of Canada.
My Northerner uncle had a Canadian Circumcision back when he was a young lad. Not something you pussy here down south would do.
by CockleGobbler January 17, 2024
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roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision
Person 2 : are you threatening me
Person 1: yes
by Barberella September 1, 2020
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Tactical circumcision

When you're cold and your mate decides to donate his foreskin for you to wear as a vest.
I can't believe I forgot my hoodie yesterday. Thank god Wilfred gave himself a tactical circumcision for me.
by Stretchy Foreskin November 5, 2021
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Quarterly Circumcision

At the passing of 3 months (quarter year) you must have a fresh circumcision to be rid of your regenerating foreskin.
Hey Jerry! Are you ready for your quarterly circumcision?
by anonymous December 8, 2020
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circumcised

"Casper is circumcised"
by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022
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Mediterranean circumcision

He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.
by Mr.IBIP April 28, 2022
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