The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!
by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025
Get the Jean Zipper circumcision mug.When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.
by El mucho ding dong May 6, 2022
Get the Hick circumcision mug.by RTM 1963 June 9, 2023
Get the I can see the circumcision scar mug.Self mutilation causing obsession greed and disloyal obsession with the penis and dissatisfaction in the self
The doctors are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the Circumcision mug.He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.
by Mr.IBIP April 28, 2022
Get the Mediterranean circumcision mug.When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.
by jacobmetz January 18, 2022
Get the College Circumcision mug.Circumcision is a medical procedure for males that involves removal of the foreskin. The procedure can be done for various medical, religious, aesthetic, or cultural reasons. For instance, it is common practice to circumcise newborns in Judaism and Islam.
While controversial to some as they may view it as genital mutilation or unnatural, it has been shown that circumcision can lower the risk of various STDs.
The procedure is most often done to newborns with permission from their parents. However the practice of adult circumcision is not uncommon. It can be necessary in cases of phimosis, a tightening of the foreskin, resulting in discomfort or gross unhygiene.
However, with the glans of the penis exposed, recovery can be lengthy and, even once recovered, friction with the area can be problematic.
While controversial to some as they may view it as genital mutilation or unnatural, it has been shown that circumcision can lower the risk of various STDs.
The procedure is most often done to newborns with permission from their parents. However the practice of adult circumcision is not uncommon. It can be necessary in cases of phimosis, a tightening of the foreskin, resulting in discomfort or gross unhygiene.
However, with the glans of the penis exposed, recovery can be lengthy and, even once recovered, friction with the area can be problematic.
Person A: Hey, I was wondering if you wanted to see eachother tomorrow, mabye go for coffee or something, have some lunch?
Person B: Nah, that's not gonna work out. I'm getting my circumcision tomorrow.
Person A: Oh. Well then. Maybe some other time?
Person B: I don't know, my penis is gonna be a bit sensitive for a while, I might have to put off any internal or external stimuli with my Johnson for at least a while, so I think I'll pass.
Person A: Oh. Okay.
Person B: Nah, that's not gonna work out. I'm getting my circumcision tomorrow.
Person A: Oh. Well then. Maybe some other time?
Person B: I don't know, my penis is gonna be a bit sensitive for a while, I might have to put off any internal or external stimuli with my Johnson for at least a while, so I think I'll pass.
Person A: Oh. Okay.
by MisterKY2004 May 20, 2020
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