chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.

Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.

by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017

Chaos Particle

A Chaos Particle is a particle that causes chaos, it can also cause: confusion, misery, anger, and/or death (although death is very rare.), Chaos Particles themselves are invisible to the naked eye, but can be seen. Chaos Particles are very rare. No one knows Who Discovered Chaos Particles, or if they are natural or not. Chaos Particles can range from very small (3 grams) to very big (70 kg), They can also take the form of living creatures, Chaos Particles can also: cause cancer, cure cancer, control living things, create black holes, and self destruct with a force of about 4 megajoules. Finally, Chaos Particles die in about 94741 days (time may vary).

I Just Encountered a Chaos Particle, It just blew up.
That there Chaos Particle is dangerous, stay away.
My friend says Chaos Particles aren't as bad as people make them out to be, I don't think they have ever seen one in person.

by Chaos Round August 22, 2018

Chaos Boner

Noun
Sexual arousal broth on by the though of chaos

“Have you seen what's going on at Echo Park?”
“I saw it on the news and got a chaos boner.”

by Ken Hammered March 26, 2021

Chaos Guy#1860

A person of which is a retard.

Chaos Guy#1860 is such a retard Lmao

by FactsFactsBaby October 21, 2021

Chaos crush

A chaos crush is somebody who makes you question your sexuality but doesn't turn you.

Girl 1: hey did you see that girl, she's making me question my sexuality.
Girl 2: oh, are you attracted to women?
Girl 1: nah, she's just my chaos crush

by It.b.me February 5, 2022

chaos room

A type of group that stands up to its name. It is filled with drama and chaos. Common traits range from being unable to spell to writing formal paragraphs in order to make a big impact inside a serious conversation.

"Do you want to join Chaos Room?"
"Sure!"

by _Duckory December 8, 2021

Chaos Insurgency

The Chaos Insurgency used to be a Mobile Task Force of the SCP Foundation before breaking off and forming their own... Corporation? idk. Basically, they want to cause chaos (Hence the name!) by breaking into the SCP Foundations many sites and stealing the anomalous entities that are kept inside. They are mostly made up of escaped D-Class and Betrayers. TLDR; guys that want to destroy the SCP Foundation using their SCPS.

Janitor: YO BRO! THE CHAOS INSURGENCY IS HERE!!!!
D-Class 2324: D-BOIS RALLY UP!!!!!!!
Chaos Insurgent: I wish I died when I was escaping.

by man of many mans August 26, 2023