cape canaveral

A phrase muttered in a drunken stupor when something goes well, and by well, i mean putting my seatbelt on.

Seatbelt clips in
Me: CAPE CANAVERAL!

by Spoofnet July 27, 2006

cape cod classic

when you bring someone down to the beach, holding them at gun point, and make them swim out about 50 yards before shooting them non-fatally to draw blood and letting the sharks do the rest

If I ever have alzheimer's, take me down for a cape cod classic, won't cha?

by mostirishpotato January 4, 2018

Cape nod

What cape cod really is a bunch of junkies and people who claim to be clean because they take Suboxone and mommy and daddy will keep bailing em out

Tourist come to cape cod but locals live in cape nod

by God508edb November 28, 2018

cape girls

Extremely fat; grossly overweight.

Oh wait, thats the definition for obese. Which is what they all are.

Synonyms for Cape Girls: beefy, big, blimp, brawny, broad, bulging, bulky, bull, burly, butterball, chunky, corpulent, cow, distended, dumpy, elephantine, fleshy, gargantuan, gross, heavy, heavyset, hefty, husky, inflated, jelly-belly, lard, large, meaty, obese, oversize, paunchy, plump, plumpish, ponderous, porcine, portly, potbellied, pudgy, roly-poly, rotund, solid, stout, stubby, swollen, thickset, tubby, weighty, whale

Yo! See that huge group of fat girls in the water?

-You mean the Bay of Pigs?

Yeah, those are some Cape Girls.

by S.C.A.F.F. May 4, 2005

cape girls

We're the girls that live life to its fullest, and being at the beach all the time is just a bonus. We don't think we're better than you, we just know how to have more fun. We're not afraid to go beer for beer (or shot for shot) with anyone (not even the tough guys). Our life is, and always will be, your vacation. You can find us at bonfires, at beach parties, or just cruising the Cape in our Wranglers. We don't need to compare our tans, because we know ours are better. We don't need to bleach our hair, because the sun does it for us (besides... brunettes do it better). We don't need to workout, because playing football on the beach with the guys is enough.

And we don't have to take shit from girls around the world, because we get it that you're just jealous.

Cape girls do it better.

by HLB October 2, 2005

cape girls

FUN. we like our beers light, our friends heavy, and our parties every night of the week

cape girls are hot, but they might be alocholics :)

by anonymous April 18, 2005

cape coral

BEST PLACE EVER.
If you dont like it.
get the fuck out.
dont complain cause you dont have fun.
place where morgan and tori live to live to have fun .

1. Hey what do you wanna do tonight.
2.PARTY IN CAPE CORAL
1. LETS GO.
3. i dont want to.
1&2. WHY
3. cape corals boring.
1. dont talk to me
2. fuck youu.

by ((((((: May 21, 2008