Ultra-Buys

The cheapest, most dirt-tasting cigarettes one can buy in the New Orleans area. Usually run for around $2-3 a pack, and the championed smoke of gutter punks.

After several hours of panhandling, Maggie was only able to scrounge up enough money for a 40 oz. and some Ultra-Buys

by FluffyTheSkaKid October 11, 2009

Buy accident

When you accidentally hit "add to cart" more than once. Then go ahead and buy two instead of one!

I only realised I'd bought 2 in a buy accident after I'd paypal'd.

Ebay ad: selling surplus after buy accident purchase.

by Davidch999 September 14, 2012

Buying Manhattan

A female heavily adorned with brightly colored costume jewelry necklaces and arm bangles. Manhattan Island was sold to the explorers for beads and baubles.

Did you see that girl with 12 necklaces on? Yeah, shes so loaded shes buying Manhattan.

by rickd510 June 06, 2010

buy-product

An undesirable "secondary" expense dat you get saddled with due to your having purchased an item.

Items like vehicles and paper-printers are excellent --- and notorious --- examples of frequently needing "buy-products"... the price of the items itself may be incidental when compared to all of the subsequent high-cost commodities that you will have to supply said item with in order to keep it operational, such as fuel, fluids, ink-jet cartridges, etc.

by QuacksO October 10, 2020

best buy

best buy is a sexuality where someone will refuse to date a super straight,

(some know as best BI)

Person 1: you’re kinda cute wanna go out?
Person 2: whats your sexuality?
Person 1: Super straight.
Person 2: sorry im bi but im also best buy so i dont date super straights

Person 1: FU-

by xobabyomi March 13, 2021

Best Buy

A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.

Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!

by Kickolaus Nage October 08, 2021

Panic Buying

Business term, whose definition is: when you panic, and you buy.

Lucy was panic buying 10000 barrel of Russian oil because she was very panicked.

by My10InchHandle January 10, 2023