Person 1: you’re kinda cute wanna go out?
Person 2: whats your sexuality?
Person 1: Super straight.
Person 2: sorry im bi but im also best buy so i dont date super straights
Person 1: FU-
Person 2: whats your sexuality?
Person 1: Super straight.
Person 2: sorry im bi but im also best buy so i dont date super straights
Person 1: FU-
by xobabyomi March 13, 2021
Get the best buymug. The cheapest, most dirt-tasting cigarettes one can buy in the New Orleans area. Usually run for around $2-3 a pack, and the championed smoke of gutter punks.
After several hours of panhandling, Maggie was only able to scrounge up enough money for a 40 oz. and some Ultra-Buys
by FluffyTheSkaKid October 11, 2009
Get the Ultra-Buysmug. When a person is embarrassed or does not want to be seen buying something in public, so they buy one or more things to cover up that purchase.
"Dude, why do you have this car magazine and teen life?"
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."
"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."
"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."
by Ghost-faced thriller June 4, 2009
Get the Cover Buymug. Items like vehicles and paper-printers are excellent --- and notorious --- examples of frequently needing "buy-products"... the price of the items itself may be incidental when compared to all of the subsequent high-cost commodities that you will have to supply said item with in order to keep it operational, such as fuel, fluids, ink-jet cartridges, etc.
by QuacksO October 10, 2020
Get the buy-productmug. the overlord of dance and ladies' panties. someone who can make a girl go "Mmmh" just by shining his Red Lights.
girl 1: "did you see that guy dance in brno last night?"
girl 2: "omg yes, my panties got all wet, he's such a max bui"
girl 2: "omg yes, my panties got all wet, he's such a max bui"
by lexpumas September 20, 2022
Get the max buimug. Private buy/Privately bought
A personal purchase of an unreleased song of an artist from somebody with access to unreleased music.
A personal purchase of an unreleased song of an artist from somebody with access to unreleased music.
David privately bought (Private buy) a bunch of unreleased Playboi Carti songs from 2019? We're definitely never hearing those...
by jmktdyuhij May 28, 2023
Get the Private buymug. 