shit burger

An unholy concoction that Cleveland Indians manager Lou Brown wants to feed to sportswriters in the 1989 baseball classic, Major League.
I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit burger to eat!
by T Ryan August 04, 2011
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welfare burger

a really cheap burger that yor mumma makes
made of wonder bread with the meat right in the middle of the bread with grease running through the middle and making the bread stick to the plateand big green peppers hanging out the top. and when you put the ketchup on the meat it mixes with the grease and the bread turns into pink dough and got big pink fingerprints in the dough...
Boy: "Ma, I wanna stop
and get some McDonald's."
Mom: "I got hamburger meat at home."
Boy: "But I want McDonald's hamburger."
Mom: "I'll make you a hamburger
better than McDonald's."
Then you go out side with your burger better then Mcdonalds and all your little frends say
"Where you get that
big, welfare burger?"
by bob marley the actor May 09, 2007
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virg burger

A human being who is rather slow and mentally handicapped in brain power. This person typically commits acts that would strictly classify them as "a virgin," or something who struggles to receive snatch or speak to members of the opposite sex.
Bro, this guy is a complete fucking virg burger.
Yeah dude, I know this guy gets absolutely none below the belt.
by hxxy March 05, 2023
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Lip Burger

"Hey Kody, pass me the tin of Skoal, I need to throw in a Lip Burger."
by Lip Burger Master October 19, 2011
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burnt burger

When something is bad. Or conversly, when something is good it's NOT or AIN'T a burnt burger.
Did you try Penelope's burrito?

Yeah, it weren't no burnt burger!
by SunDevil1959 July 12, 2017
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Lozzy-burger

Used to describe the loose, spacious and flapping female genitalia
She was great but had a bit of a lozzy-burger
by Hot Gunting Karl June 23, 2022
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Raw Burger

A vagina that has been so well fucked that is appearance is left in a swollen, raw, reddened and tender to the touch state. Resulting from hits of prolonged sexual activity and/or an extremely endowed lover. A reference to a female's fur burger as being raw like hamburger when done with pillaging sexual play.
Roger and his wife connected with a bull online and met at a hotel for a sex romp. Their bull pounded her for hours and left her with a raw burger while her husband sat and watched and rubbed one out.
by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2015
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