Bumeyes

1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.

Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.

2) An insult derived from the above definition.

1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"

2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"

by ME January 7, 2008

buger

When a man hugs a girl and the guy gets a Bonner. The girl will then feel it and either embrace it or slap the shit out of the dude.

Zoe and Jason hugged and Zoe sluttely grabbed Jason's buger

by ILoveCybelleCi October 13, 2014

Bumder

a mix of the words bummer and bender (each used to discribe homosexuals) used to discribe a homosexual

bender gay homo homosexual fag bumder

by www.myspace.com/hardjamciders November 1, 2009

bumberclut

A very fucking stupid person

You forgot the tickets you bumberclut

by dave June 24, 2003

Bumberclad

A Homosexual Irish Jockey

Alastair Isles the popular Horse Rider AKA 'Bumberclad'

by Ruby Trapezium January 5, 2011

Butt Buger

little crap nuggets left behind in your ass crack.

I went to give bubba a rim job and found a Butt Buger

by derk33 September 22, 2007

Bomer

A extra large boner, specifically one so large, your pants explode.

I HAVE A BOMERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

by ClintCameron June 15, 2016