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Bland

Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.
Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?

Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.
by RyanFNation October 7, 2018
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James Boland

James Boland is a typicall little dickhead who likes men with long hair. He usually has a Mac and has brown (receding hair line) hair. He will be bald in 10 years maximum.
Guy: What are you doing james?

James Boland: Watching Deadpool bru
by James Boland July 4, 2016
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blandequecoruscaphobia

Fear of butts.
It also partially means butt in latin.
non blandequecoruscaphobia: dat girl has a good ass
blandequecoruscaphobia: RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
by fuckingendme May 3, 2016
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Blanderish

another dumb fucks word meaning...Fuck You Meredith
Blanderish, Ya its a word....it means fuck you meredith
by dumbfuck18 February 12, 2008
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Bland Lauren

A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:

1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;

a) in the military or

b) in a college fraternity

4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):

a) starbucks

b) netflix

c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks

5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
"That girl is one bland lauren"
"I don't think I'd date a bland lauren"
by Skidrow911 May 19, 2017
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Bulandi

An insult used in Valorant, usually referred to the bottom fragger, or the person who's doing bad.
"Mga bulandi kayo!"
by NotS4F September 1, 2025
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blandfo

1. One who is stupid or feeble
2. A weak minded fool
3. Hank's mom
1. "I got blandfos to kill...."
2. "You mindless blandfo! What were you thinking!?"
3. "Yo, i raped a blandfo last night!"
by Richard Lao December 15, 2004
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