Eatin apples on the broccoli

Runnin red like when your high of the chronic

Yo honie what u doin don't be eatin apples on the broccoli you tryin to get us pulled over! Stupid!

by Dosa / Young Beez May 13, 2009

Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.

I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Broccoli

A retarded person; Synonym for Vegetable.

I'll never be a celebrity, Too much beef with da broccoli

by Whatitmeando March 25, 2019

Broccoli

A super cool dude whom is like your bro aka mike

Damn that dude is my broccoli

by Gullible is Grace June 17, 2019

Broccoli

Refers to a serious argument between vegans

Man he stirred up some serious broccoli

by Lescargaut_ March 27, 2020

Broccoli Rob

A guy that kinda looks like broccoli with his green-ass hair and deep v-neck shirt and lanky body.

Yo look at Broccoli Rob he's a real homie and his hair is green as fuck!

by DanteHicks February 10, 2020

Broccoli belly boo boo

A stomach pain caused by the consumption of larger amounts of broccoli. It is sometimes incorrectly referred to as a stricture. This is completely incorrect.

Hannah: “Ow, I had a lot of Broccoli and Popcorn and my stomach hurts, I think I have a stricture.”
David: “No, Hannah, you probably just have a Broccoli Belly Boo Boo. You should see a doctor immediately.”

by 042407062001 November 21, 2020