Bourne

Bourne, Massachusetts is a very diverse, ridiculous, and interesting place to live. This town consists of villages, Sagamore, Sagamore Beach, Bournedale, Buzzards Bay, Monument Beach, Gray Gables, Cataumet, and Pocasset. It is predominantly white and protestant with scattered Roman Catholics and African-Americans. The School system is alright until you get to Bourne High. BHS turns everyone into a screwed up, cynical druggie. The winters are absolutely brutal creating a ghost town. Nearly everyone in the town succumbs to smoking dope and drinking during the winter to cope with the lack of shit to do. When I say everyone i mean EVERYone. parents and children alike. One of the towns in massachusetts with most Marijuana use per capita. As spring comes about every village becomes inhabited with old people and tourists who take it as their right to deny the year-rounders the liberty of using the beaches and having bonfires. The summer is hot and humid and every village has its niche for the teenagers. Pocasset is bridge jumping, Sagamore beach is beaching, Sagamore is walking to the beach, monument beach is walking to pocasset, Buzzards Bay is being ghetto, and Bournedale is asking their parents to move. Once August comes and the tourists leave and summer is ending is the best time of year for a two week span between touristlessness and school is a freedom of no other. People with the luxury of living in this town take it for granted,

1- It's december what's up in bourne?
2- Smoking dope and drinking

1- It's april what's up in bourne?
2- Kids are getting antsy in their pantsy.

1- It's july whats up in Bourne
2- TOURISTS.

1- It's october what's up in bourne
2- Kid's are back in school and hating life.

by qdisciple July 9, 2010

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brett burke

possibly the sexiest boy known to earth always making people laugh by using his whit

Lydia : oh my god i wish i was more like brett burke
jake : dont we all

by john edwards pants October 14, 2008

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borker

From the realrates consultant website. Originally a typo for "broker". It describes a less than ethical technical recruiter. There are variations like borkette (female) and borkery (place of business). The verb 'borked' can mean "cheated by a borker".

The only jobs that I could find were sponsored by borkers that were paying far below market rates.

The bork insisted that I come to the office to fill out 20 pages of useless paperwork.

As soon as I mentioned to the borkette that I wanted a full disclosure clause in the contract agreement she stopped calling me.

by DarkHumour May 13, 2005

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John S. Burke Catholic High School

Talk of the town school; where all the rich preppy kids go. Some of the biggest assholes/whores spent their days here, making their rounds with 6-8 people within the span of a month. Everyone can recognize a Burkie. Not that much to be proud of.

Burke, Goshen NY, John S. Burke Catholic High School

by wasteofmytime March 14, 2009

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Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.

Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."

by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010

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