boar season

A pre-determined time of year in which friends compete as to who can "tag the biggest boar" aka fuck the fattest chick!

Proving your trophy is a must, and can be done so in many ways.
1. presenting a video recorded hunt aka sex tape
2. presenting the boar to any weigh station via driving around wth the boar in the bed of your pickup truck either tranqulized (drunk) or alive. Boar hunting is a catch and release sport. Those who do not release their boars give a bad reputation to the sport, and threaten the boar population.
3. presenting the boar's undergarments aka panties, diaper, or tarp.

Dude 1:Ahh yeah you know what time of year it is? its boar season baby time to load up your pump shotguns and fuck some fatties.
Dude 2: Where you wanna hunt first? IHOP or the All you can eat chinese buffet?

by sammythejuice October 25, 2011

boartch

Cross between a bitch and a bush pig

You know narelle from finance? She is SUCH a boartch!

by jjcm June 17, 2014

boar vessel hours

From 2:30-5:00 am

Nigga - When is real boar vessel hours?
Nigga II - From 2:30-5:00 am.

by Boar Vessel June 23, 2018

Boardin'

could be any of the boardin' sports, but usually it's associated with Snowboarding.

hey dude lets go boardin', like now! 7 inches of powpow just hit the mountains.

by creature69 August 1, 2019

batari

Batari: upright as a judge, very caring respectful, determined. Honest with regards, introvert but very popular amongst society. Girls do like his company and attention men do get attracted to his charisma and character. Well cultured and verse in general knowledge, distinguished by modesty. Earns respect at all times.

Batari: upright as a judge, very caring respectful, determined. Honest with regards, introvert but very popular amongst society. Girls do like his company and attention men do get attracted to his charisma and character. Well cultured and verse in general knowledge, distinguished by modesty. Earns respect at all times.

by Kolo sallale February 6, 2020

Boardgame Blueballs

Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.

Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.

by DetroitVsEveryone April 13, 2020

Whine Boarding

The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.

I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!

by Wallville January 5, 2008