Blueberry Gunt Pancake

When a woman with a large gunt goes running and her knees hit her gunt with every step turning it blue with bruises

"hey look at that fat ass running, i bet when she gets home shes gonna have a blueberry gunt pancake

by KR12341 November 10, 2006

Blueberry Muffintop

The bruised layers of squidgy, jelly filled, doughnut-like folds of chubbiness between the tummy and the breast area, but just above the waist. The bruising is a result of pushing and pulling the layers of chub in an attempt to squeeze into a pair of jeans 3 sizes too small! Come on already!

WTF man! I've heard of muffintop, but she's got to have blueberry muffintop!

by 99999999 May 14, 2010

Blueberry Chills

When you get so high you think you are cold. Even if you are sweating.

"Damn! That kush gave me the BLUEBERRY CHILLS!"

by Badger-State-isms December 4, 2014

blueball sundae

A copious amount of warm, viscous, off-white, semi-translucent liquid shot onto somebody's Baskin Robbins Ice Cream and then covered with whipped topping. Usually served to persons without their prior knowledge or consent.

Did you girls enjoy your ice cream? Hope you liked my blueball sundae, dumb bitch!

by Blueball Sundae March 29, 2009

blueberry crypt

The best form of marijuana, The bud has a blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It gives off the smell of blueberries.

-yo man you sure this is weed? it smells like blueberrys.
-yeah its blueberry crypt.

by michael fruebnat March 8, 2008

blueb

A shortened word for blueberry.

Bill: Yo man, I just picked up a ton of bluebs at the supermarket. Do you want any?

Ray: Sure, I love bluebs. They're filled with antioxidants.

Cyrus: Can I have some? My heart is achy and could use some bluebs.

by DavidBoyd June 23, 2008

Blueberry

noun.
1. Queen Blue. The queen of Fruitdom. Possesses awesome fruit powers and mystical powers of randomness.
2. An expert in Ninja Nonsense.
3. A small berry that grows on a bush and is actually quite purple, in spite of its name.

"Bob knows everything!" ~Queen Blueberry

by Cassiopia&Blue November 29, 2011