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Blob

A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.
You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob
by Wolly_Jones May 25, 2011
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blob

a forgotten blog that has not been updated for over six months.
If you have written the words, "Sorry, I have been so busy, will be back soon" on your blog, it will soon become a "blob". And you are now officially a "blobber".
by knockgav December 11, 2010
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blob

(v.) to blob. to move in a drunken stupor in a way very similar to an aoemeba or a blob of goo. to roll/slide around shapelessly and unbalanced when extremely wasted or just very fat.
Joe had so much to drink that he kept blobbing off the couch onto the floor.

Ted blobbed into the room after downing 25 shots of tequlia and practically melted onto the bed.

Bob was so fat he had to blob out of his chair since his legs couldnt support him.
by whoopie November 10, 2007
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blarb

What you call a human that has reached the fattest point known to man. These people are sometimes mistaken for bovine.
"Is that a cow in your living room?"
"No it's just one blarb SOB"
by B to the Rock December 12, 2004
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the blob

that thing that those fat kids jumped on in the movie "heavyweights"
by SLK May 23, 2004
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bloblos

French slang for tits. This noun is plural and female. It is usually vulgar, and often used by men who prefer big droopy boobs.
Regarde des bloblos!

Check those tits!
by Ninja337 August 23, 2006
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Blob Blob Crew

Fat Parker is in the blob blob crew
by Oi Boy April 2, 2009
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