clit blit

to put a dampner on your friend's fanny fun. Lesbian equivalent of cock block

Polly and Philippa were about to get it on when I walked in and clit blitted them.

by Nancy Pocket December 30, 2007

Blit

Blit, noun.

1.A malicious, evil, unpleasant, selfish or otherwise contemptible person.

(example: Timmy's mom is a blit.)

2.Anything difficult or unpleasant.

(example: This job is a blit.)

3.Any part of anything, whether ones body or a part of an object.

(example: Dude, if you don't stop I'm going to kick you in your blit.)

"Eh, it goeth swimmingly. I flaked a blit earlier in Westfall and the chakker fled like the scared blit he was."

A filler word usually for "bitch".

by Carpe Nocturn February 21, 2008

Blister soup

When a girl's herpes sores all erupt at once forming a puddle of pus in thier underware.

Dude: I was gonna' hit that last night til' I found out that ho' was cookin' a bowl of blister soup!

Other dude: yo that's some sick ass shit!

by big pimpliscious December 10, 2009

Blitz Effect

When you are up by 2 or more touchdowns going into the 2nd half of a game of NFL blitz and suddenly your opponent develops super human powers, making catches that are not humanly possible, and forcing fumbles like the football is covered in crisco.

Me: Dude, I was beating mike so bad at blitz last night, like 50 to 0 at half.

Friend: Yea? what happened?

Me: Blitz effect dude, he beat me 51-50

Friend: oh, shitty

by bigmckale October 2, 2009

blisterbate

To jerk off with such frequency that one develops blisters on their palm, resembling Tenome from Pan's Labryinth.

Jack choked the chicken so often when his girlfriend was out of town he developed blisterbates.

by Madmo February 25, 2015

blift

A wet burp at a dinner table

Meg let out a huge blift eating chicken fajitas

by Mpgardner70 April 17, 2016

Berry Blister

Blister that forms on the tips of your thumbs from overuse of Black Berry.

"Trevor is the hardest working of the sales pit, just look at the berry blisters on his thumbs."

by TannisT February 15, 2008