Badger & Blade

Badger & Blade is a heavily moderated, second-rate traditional wet-shaving forum composed mostly of no-talent, boring men that have nothing better to do than talk about shaving to the point of insane obsession. They pride themselves as being a "gentleman's" forum but this is just like a silly brand name for them to make it sound welcoming.

They also ban many important vendors and bloggers in the wet-shaving community because they like to keep it a closed, biased police-state type of community.

Other popular topics on the forum include food, alcohol, tobacco & firearms...typical things that a depressed, below-average IQ man having a midlife crisis would enjoy discussing.

Most of the moderators are pretentious middle-aged losers who will ban people indiscriminately for even the littlest infraction or for questioning a mod's opinion. The forum also has a group of "stewards" who are basically lowly ass-kissing servants for the mods.

In short, the site is a complete waste of bandwidth.

"Badger & Blade is quite lame and just a waste of time"

by Monist January 9, 2014

Wang Blade

A cold hard steel weapon that is shaped like a wang.
when two special people join thier wang
a Mega Wang is formed.

A magical sword shaped like a Wang
|==(())======D

by nightwish December 4, 2003

Blade Steak

A very veiny, turgid and rigid male cock.

Carla dropped to her knees and dined upon Frank's Blade Steak until he nutted all down her gullet.

by Eaton Holgoode November 22, 2015

ass blades

While taking a lage dump, and it is too big to push out completely, you can cut it in half with your ass blades (aka anus).

My poo was so large and hurt so bad coming out I had to cut it in half with my ass blades.

by Devon+Susan May 16, 2006

Nipple Blades

When someone Is so cold another person points out that their nipples are so hard that they could cut through diamonds.

The class pointed out to Mr.Terpstra that he had Nipple Blades

by Taylor Swift1234 January 26, 2019

Mortal Blades

The best two cards ( held ) in a game of Texas Hold em

Joe had a really good hand, but Jim had the Mortal Blades.

by RLTW February 27, 2009

Blanket Blade

When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.

The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.

by Tantibus September 22, 2014