bit-david

A type of maths teacher, a word orginating in the S.E of England.

What kind of bit-david are you!?

It's a parabola, Bit-David!

by Scooter May 13, 2005

bit doping

-verb phrase -- When a user of a personal activity monitor device, such as a FitBit® or ActiveLink® or Nike® Fuel Band®, does something unusual with the device or modifies the logged data afterward to enhance their recorded activity.

Ellen: "Whenever we went hiking, my FitBit showed less steps than Steve, even though we were hiking together! So now I just get Steve to wear both our FitBits when we go on a hike."
Paul: "Hey! Isn't that bit doping?"
Tara: "Hold on, Paul! I've seen you marking your ActiveLink activities as 'high activity' when your running was clearly 'low activity', so you've been bit doping as well."
Paul: "But... that is different! The more activity points I can get means more opportunity to work Pop Tarts® into my diet!"
Steve: "Go for the Pop Tarts, Paul!"

by Jog-A-Potamus October 13, 2013

Bit Lit

Literary fiction about vampires and/or werewolves.

"She's into Twilight and other bit lit. She's too wierd for chick lit but not wierd enough for clit lit!"

by gillfish May 11, 2010

bit offtap

the way you feel after a few hrs of extasy use. towards the end of the high

i was nuttered earlier now im just a bit offtap

by jamie_ledge September 5, 2008

bit the shit

Unfortunate side effect sometimes associated with tossing the salad.

I was tossing the salad, she poo'd, and I bit the shit.

by Lumpy February 6, 2004

bit-david

A type of maths teacher. The word originates fromthe S.E of England

What in bit-david's name are you doing?

by Scoooter March 20, 2005

Bit of rat

Phrase used to describe an attractive female.

Can also be replaced with a hand single if perving in stealth mode. This hand signal usually takes the form of a "claw" shape which one perv would use to indicate an asthetically pleasing female to other pervs.

Can also be replaced with the word "Rattage" pronounced rat-targe. See example 2.

1. "Did you see her? She was a lovely bit of rat"

2. *Good looking woman walks passed*
Perv A: "Rattage!"
Perv B: "Agreed"

by BertieBigB June 12, 2009