Benedict cumberbatch

The act of masturbating on a couch cushion and then flipping it over to hide the evidence.

I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.

by scoresman July 4, 2016

Beenie Man

Dread rastaman dat drop obeeese dejay records dat ya cyaaan dis.

Beenie Man 'im a dread dejay man.

by Ital is Vital Praise No Idol July 7, 2003

Pope Benedict XVI

the new pope. even more backward and conservative than the last one.

was a member of Hitler youth, most dumbasses saying this was a choice. ummm dude, if HITLER was the leader of your country i don't think you had much of a choice as a young child whether to be in Hitler Youth or not.

you're a complete dumbass if you think the new pope was an actual nazi. yeah like they'd ever vote in a pope who was a literal nazi.

by dud3r June 13, 2005

Benedict Arnold

When a sex partner is giving a guy a handjob, the guy ejaculates in their partners hand, then the partner slaps him across across the face with his own ejaculation.

Travis was completely embarrassed when it was revealed his ex-girlfriend had gone Benedict Arnold on him in the bedroom

by yumberlard May 5, 2009

Benedict XVI

(As of 2007) current occupant of the Throne of Peter. Talks a fair amount about gays in rather shrill tones. Likes to hide behind other powerful men before coming into the limelight, as he did as the author of many of Karol Wojtyla's bulls. Really has a fabulous wardrobe. Last seen slinking around St. Peter's in a pair of ruby slippers, just like Judy. Has a birth name meaning rat-catcher, good job he got his current post so he can shed that skin and emerge from his chryalis transformed into a beautiful butterfly. Most beloved closet queen on the planet. After all, he may come from the backwoods of Deutschland, but deep down he knows, there's no place like Rome, there's no place like Rome (click click) there's no place like Rome.

Benedict XVI, I've got your number.

by Fearman August 21, 2007

Benedict Arnold

1)to become the biggest traitor in the book

2)to convince one's partner that one is going to do one of the sexual Trinity and then switch to another

1)Lebron James benedict arnolded when he left Cleveland for Miami

2)My girlfriend doesn't like vaginal, so I was givin her tail but then I pulled a Benedict arnold and went vaginal.

by JERKER19 July 19, 2010

benebiffl

A best friend for life that is also your friend with benefits (Fuck buddy)

Clarice: What's up biffl?

Charles the Raver: Benebiffles now. Remember last night?

Clarice: Oh ya. tee hee

Greg: Glowsticks are fun.

by RIBC4GE July 6, 2008