A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.
by Ducky August 17, 2005
Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
by Beaverfucker!!!! February 02, 2009
To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.
Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.
by lenrod the 1st June 22, 2006
the male genitalia. a cock
by harry ball February 08, 2008
by Adam February 12, 2005
by Kipperrr October 06, 2013
Of a girl or of a woman, to flashby spreading one's thighs, while seated wearing a skirt or a dress, in such a way as to reveal one's crotch or camel toe, whether on purpose or by accident.
If you really want to get a guy's attention, shoot beaver.
That chick behind us is shooting beaver. Take a look.
That chick behind us is shooting beaver. Take a look.
by donJon June 11, 2006