Beard of Thunder

A beard that is well rounded and causes happiness when looked at

Wow that man at the county fair is hot

it is because of his beard of thunder !

by Skyyyyy May 24, 2009

beardkake

The sexual act of ejaculating on a female's face, then quickly using a pair of strategically located hair trimmers to trim off some of the ejaculators pubic hair and toss in the face of the female, sticking to the ejaculate already on the females face making the appearance of a beard or mustache. Beardkake

Attempting the beardkake is a risky venture

by whothinksofthis1911 April 18, 2011

Beardie

Slang for a bearded dragon,which is a lizard commonly found in pet stores that resembles an iguana.

Look at all my beardies! Aren’t they adorable lil lizards!

by Ducky Lifee May 6, 2019

beardscaping

The regular and careful caretaking of one’s beard to bring it as close to perfection as possible.

He has elevated beardscaping to an art form that men across the world are clearly looking to master.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

beardless james marriot

A Tory who spits on the homeless and bullies little children in the street

Beardless James Marriott is a Tory

by Ngbgfgghjf buggies May 27, 2020

beardsen

Jensen Ackles beard

Beardsen is amazing.
The beard has a name - Beardsen.

by Aquarius127 February 15, 2021

Crusty Beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat826 October 22, 2007