Barnsley chicken

A cat. A name coined (circa 1984) in the coalfields of Northen England when striking miners struggled to provide for their families and had to become ultra resourceful.

Small child - "Mam, this meat tastes funny!"
Mam - "that's a bit of finest Barnsley chicken, you ungrateful little sod. You'll either like it or lump it!"

by Pigbreeder June 25, 2022

Barnic

Barnic, a cross between a barbeque and a picnic.

Ahh I can't be arsed with a barbeque sounds long and dirty. How about a Barnic? Just picnic food with a fire and sausages!

by Beanycus April 7, 2023

Barnslawmangadocious

very funny, humorous, weird

“Yo Michael, did you see that new Hivemind video?”

“Yeah bro, that shit was barnslawmangadocious!”

by cheese squares with codeine May 4, 2023

Barnibiourus

James Kearns

Turkey

James Barnibiourus Kearns, called up for an assignment, sorry I'm late. Eating ass and taking names

by iiAmMango May 11, 2023

Barnul

Slowest person in a race

That runner 05 is the slowest in the race, he is barnul

by Dapoggster May 15, 2023

barnslime

The liquid that comes from a cows utter that’s not milk.

1 Hey man did you see the barnslime I made earlier?
2 yeah man tasted great

by Mjo7203 June 16, 2023

Barnicle

Old Irish clan - known for their spelling oversight and cryptic English. Despite their shortcomings to punctuate properly, they have a sponge like memory and a plethora of knowledge in horticulture and architecture. Please don't mistaken them for the crustaceans.

Mr. Barnicle caused a ripple effect of mishaps due to a missing comma.

by ILuvTheWeeknd November 29, 2023