Rustymoan bark

When you are rusty and haven’t had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.

Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.

by Rennystar March 14, 2019

Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.

by Cowbae October 04, 2018

bark beetle

A small wood-boring beetle that tunnels under the bark of trees, which die if heavily infested.

Also a term for a female that "bores under the skin" of every male she comes into contact with. Causing the male significant psychological issues to the point of mental break down.

You are dating Katie? She's a bark beetle bro, you'll be admitted to a psych ward!

by AquaManOriginal August 14, 2017

bum bark

the little poo particles left inside ur bum even after wiping

ewwww ella has bum bark

by Doitforthebanta March 18, 2021

the barking of rabbits

Idle chatter, gossip, nonsense.

All her talk of the rules changing to suit her needs was nothing but the barking of rabbits.

by Buddyshouse September 16, 2013

born with the bark on

Mean, angry at the world from a young age. Often quoted in popular Western pulp fiction. Someone who can't be mollified.

That boy ain't never gonna be nothing but trouble. He was born with the bark on."

by Alientails January 10, 2022