Fap in a bap

The act of wrapping a hot dog bap around your penis and then proceeding to "fap" (Masturbate).

My mom did the shopping last night, I had a mean fap in a bap.

That twat Rob came into the restaurant yesterday and ordered a hot dog, so I gave him a fap in a bap. Extra mayonnaise.

by Warzawr May 6, 2014

Bean Bap

To flick the bean.

Yo last night I was bean bappin her before I stuck it in!

by thechanchan January 22, 2018

Bap Smack

1.Bap Smack- Word used for a slap on the tits.

2.Bap Smack- Is really just tit slapping.

Breast Slap is to Bap Smack

by Barrie Charles June 29, 2011

Bap Bop

Extreme diarrhea

You need to go bap bop?

by Smellykitchen January 2, 2023

Chiggity bap

A class kebab with garlic mayo on nan, originates from p-diddy down.

Boy: yo Robbo Mon here to we get a chiggity bap

by Top differ March 31, 2021

Bap On A Stack

a massive cap; exchangeable with “no cap” / “no bap”

“he told me he loved me after 2 weeks” “BAP ON A STACK!”

by DiveBomb July 6, 2022

Bap Table

A table where all the fucked cunts go. Full of people who hoon. There usually all fucked. Especilly J1

Person 1: Oi want to go to bap table?
Person 2: No cunt I'm not fucked

by chauhfrh9wqkjfion2wqfqa August 3, 2022