man banjo

The act of male masterbation that involves playing with one's member somewhat like a banjo (or guitar).

Look mum! That old man's playing his man banjo!

by Wetpants January 13, 2011

Finger Banjo

When your fingers are slapping the clitoris in a rythmic folk fashion.

So, there I was, had me some PBR tall boys playing the Finger Banjo on my old lady while listening to Hank the III.

by jnejsp September 21, 2015

seattle banjo

When one spreads a spoonful of Nutella on their partners spreaded butthole. Back and front of spoon and then licks it clean before slapping the convex side spoon on their partners cheeks

I gave that girl the best Seattle banjo I've ever tasted.

by Semendenim365 January 4, 2017

Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.

“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”

by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020

play the banjo with

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".

Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.

by Fearman August 7, 2007

roast beef banjo

female masturbation

She was strumming her roast beef banjo.

by OFCAC February 27, 2017

Banji

If you have a Banji in your life you are privileged Banji’s are normally funny however their mood can switch up very easily, they normally have brown eyes and curly hair and they are very playful but don’t take a lot of things seriously

is it a plane? a train? oh wait it’s just Banji

by baddestboyinthaendz December 23, 2019