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Band Geek

Band geeks are the coolist people you could ever know. The band room is their home away from home, they're there in the morning before school, when they should be in their other classes, for band, and after school. They often are in many different bands such as marching band, jazz band, and concert band. They go to every football and basketball game, not to watch their school teams win, but to be in pep band and often times play better than the sports teams. They usualy date other band geeks, or orch dorks, and hate those chior kids.
Those band geeks play better than the football team.
I'm such a band geek, I'm at school 2 hours before it starts, 4 days a week so I can be in jazz band, have advanced band every day in 5th period, and on Wed. I have sax lessons!
by Bre April 25, 2005
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baldynapper

An offensive word used to describe a Person who has lost their hair.
Yo mate go shine your head ya fat baldynapper.
by silversurfer3392 March 8, 2009
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bandarazzi

most amazing and creative idea ever thought of by the bad A Cursive Memory.
for their music video "Everything" acm became a paparazzi on the streets of hollywood and got the rich and famous in their music video while holding up a kickass ghetto blaster from which they blasted their ghetto song, "Everything"

check it out, yo !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDTIbSY9FoI&feature=channel_page

respeck !
bri: "have you heard of a cursive memory?"
some kid: "nah nah fool, nah. are they good?"
bri: "hellz yeahh they're good! you should watch their everything video."
some kid: "oh wait, is that that bandarazzi band?"
bri: "fer sure man."
some kid: "ohh! i've heard of them. they're kickass!"
bri: "i know right?! respeck!"
by iloveacm February 11, 2009
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Band geek

a person who...
is either in the highest band or cried when they didn't make the highest band
goes to the band room at least 4 times a day (before school, band, during lunch, and after school. Sometimes they go there for no reason other than it's a habit and they feel better in the band room than any other place at school)
doesn't talk to non band people, much less date non band people because they can't function in a socially acceptable way according to the rest of the school
has the maturity level of a 5 year old, or maybe a 7 year old on good days
enjoys nerf guns (bring your nerf gun to pit day <3), light sabers, and capes
willingly spends 9 hours a day outside playing the same four songs over and over and learning how to walk
calls their drum majors and directors mommy/daddy to their faces
is very touchy
happily gives up their lunch 3 times a week for band related things
loves their section unless there is a solo/it is close to auditions
is scarily smart but uses their smartness in a funny way
is involved in every band thing possible
hangs out with band kids on the weekends and spends most of the time talking about specific measure numbers of the songs they are working on
finds ways to incorporate band/marching band into school presentations
embraces the fact that marching band/band is called a cult because it is a cult and they love it and can't image their lives without it
20 minutes before school starts...

'normal' kid: hey. I'm tired. I hate life.

'normal' kid: hey. Me too. School sucks

band geek: *walks into band room, gets shot by nerf gun* Oh hey guys! So I was practicing last night and at measure 47...
by oh bo play that oboe November 6, 2011
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Naked Brothers Band

A group of elementary school fags who write songs about love and gfs when their only like 10, obviously following in the shoes of Miley Clitoris; trying to make kids feel they have to get boyfriends and girlfriends at 10 and get prego at 16. They also had a show where they pretend its like reality TV with their Meth-head dad and old hooker caretaker in the Age of Nickelodeon where cartoons like Rugrats and Invader ZIM started disappearing and in came crappy live action teen dramas from TEENnick like Zoey 101 that took over like the 3rd Reich.
Crazy Car sounds like a 4 year old wrote it.
-my thoughts on the naked brothers band
by An evil waffle April 5, 2010
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Marching Band

1. My life
2. The best way to make friends freshmen year
3. a great place to learn music (no shit), marching (no shit part 2), balance, dynamics :-D , how to deal with others, leadership, reflexes, flexibility, and more and more stuff...
4. About the only thing in in a Band Kid's life
5. usually comes with a colorguard attatched... unless you don't have one, which was a good thing at one time but colorguardies are sweet and I'm glad my school has one again
6. A second home... I live in the band room half the year, the band is my extended family, my instructors are awesome, MM is amazing too
7. Where we learn to "March Like Gods" as Julio says
8. Where I learnded how to BS anything
9. and turn any innocent comment into a very dirty one
10. Hot guys... most, and then some ugly nice ones :-D
11. An experience everyone who loves music should have
1. Band is her life! We can't go to the movies, can't go shopping... she's always as band-this or band-that
2. I'd say 80% of my friends are in the band... very sad but i love it!!
3. She can walk instep with her friends down the hallway with a lunch tray on her head, and her eyes closed. She's humming and fingering the show while she's at it
4. I have no other life as you can tell
5. I love my guardies! You know who you are sweeties!!
6. "The band room is my home," said Laura
"... the band hallway is my patio... unless the janitor lady kicjs me out," said I.
7. Heehee ACC
8. Oh yeah, just do your facts paragraphs in Mr. Eiler's class on music... which he knows nothing about so you cant be wrong
9. I was doing the robot in class while the low brass was playing their groove in Magna
10. Colorguardies love band guys.. proven fact... and everyone loves drummers
11. My life is changed because of band and I'd like it no other way :-D
by Kaytee P January 14, 2004
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The Allman Brothers Band

Great southern rock and blues band. Big hits included 'Ramblin' Man', 'Jessica', and 'Melissa'. Suffered a huge loss when slide guitar player Duane Allman was killed in a motorcycle accident in 1971.
Wow, have you heard the guitar work on 'Jessica'? The Allman Brothers Band kick ass, dude.
by Vandarr04 May 18, 2006
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