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Eigo Bandit 

A Japanese girl (or even a guy) that uses native English speakers for free English Lessons.
Eigo Bandits have no interest in their conversation partner treating them as pets to show off and make pay for dates & coffee that they invite themselves to.
Eigo Bandits only want to speak in English because they do not care for you to learn Japanese.
At the international party there were tons of eigo bandits. They kept coming to talk with me but none wanted to be friends.
Eigo Bandit by westsan December 19, 2008
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arse-bandit

leave my bottom alone you arse bandit
arse-bandit by bob July 12, 2003
Pretending to be a girl in a chat room and getting pictures of a guys cock & face who you know in real life, without him knowing its you. And sending the pictures to everyone he knows at work and online.
Today I did a Mr Bandit to that freak who lives down the road from me.
mr bandit by QFan July 10, 2007

Bum bandit 

This term refers to an inverted male who seeks sexual pleasure by committing his loins to the rectum of another male. This term has sinister connotations and suggests that the inverted male has violent or unwanted intentions. It was a widely used terminology in the 1950s and 60s, but is still encountered today, particularly among the lower classes.
‘Be careful when you’re with Tarquin; when he’s had a few drinks he turns into a right bum bandit!’
Bum bandit by Colonel Barnaby January 21, 2023

Skill Bandit 

Refers to a person or persons who are at the top of their game in whatever they do.

You see that guy just do a double backflip there? He's a proper skill bandit.

Wow that shits so cool, you lot are a bunch of skill bandits.
Skill Bandit by Destroyer24 February 19, 2008

The ohio butthole tickling bandit 

The ohio butthole tickling bandit is a buff black man who tickles your butthole when you are in ohio, he uses a technique that makes you liquid shit all over his hand and he then takes your credit card and checks how much you blazed. if you have at least one case of blazing he will tickle your butthole until you shit out not only your dick, but your balls. and then makes you attracted to minors, play genshin impact on the toilet, and lose all memories of a father and mother.
Patricia: never go to Ohio!
Why?
Patricia: The ohio butthole tickling bandit is on the loose! And we both know that we blaze every week

weed bandit

1.Someone who always has to start the bowl, and when smoking with noobs he/she steals extra hits while instructing.

2. One person who takes extra hits when no ones looking or when some think the bowl is ashed but its not: so he/she finishes it.
1.Guys, you have to take your finger off the hole when clearing the bowl. Let me show you. *takes 3 hits Wow: I'm gonna call you the weed bandit from now on.

2.Melissa !! I just saw you take like 4 hits! C'mon guys, I was just seeing if it was done. I am the weed bandit.
weed bandit by yankeesgrl August 6, 2011