Baldi

A firm, determined, erotic, ferocious, shake-weight-esque, professionally delivered, precisely executed hand job, full of motion in a climate controlled crib. All of your problems are released in five minutes when receiving a Baldi.

Clifford: Yo Dutchy just got a Baldi in the crib!
Felix: Dude I got one in the attic!
Frederick: I'm next in line!
Pablo: Who wants a Baldi?!?!

by baldilover69 January 12, 2011

Mulch Bagging

It's when a person kills a prostitute (or runaway- someone nobody will miss), has sex with her, and buries the body. Some months later, they dig up the body and put their opened mouth between the deceased's legs while a friend jumps on her stomach. The woman's decaying insides (including the perpetrator's old sperm) spurt into his mouth.

As a threat- If you're not careful, I'ma mulch-bag your sister.

As an insult- You dirty mulch-bagger.

As an activity- "What'd you guys do last night?" "Just a little mulch bagging"

by Mulchy McBagggerson September 4, 2009

baldilocks

Slang for a youth who is suffering from severe follical deficiences

Baldilocks, baldilocks, where are you??

by Gelder and Mark July 9, 2005

Balgina

Balgina: When you go down on a transsexual person that has made the commitment, and is now post operation, but during sex you can still sort of see the balls in s/he's makeshift vagina.

"I was having great sex last night until I noticed she had a balgina."

by von1945 May 15, 2009

Baldie John

a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.

Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.

Matt was a Baldie John victim

by Roo#1 December 30, 2008

bagingo sister

When two women have had sex with the same man/men, they become bagingo sisters. This is a bond that can never be broken.

I've always wanted a bagingo sister, so i hope my exe's new girlfriend is nice.

by bagingolover November 21, 2009

doggy baggin it

how to say your bringing home you left overs from dinner.

Damnnn, this food is so good. You doggy baggin it?

by rae68303 March 6, 2009