bacon

the Desert Eagle of meat products.

Jimmy: "mom what are we having for dinner?"
Mom: "bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips bacon strips, and.....this gun." *pulls out desrt eagle*

by The last dodo July 26, 2011

baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a Jewish guy who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism

by Sexydimma September 26, 2017

bacon

if you don't know what it is, you must live under a rock and have no knowledge of delicious foods and you are an insult to the human race.

Phoebe: I love bacon!
Kasi: What is bacon?
Every person in room: *stabs Kasi*

by NinjaGirlAwesome April 28, 2010

Bacon

Someone who gives another person attitude.

An agitated disturbance.

To bring drama

Don't come into my house with bacon all up in yo face.

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How dare you raise your voice at me? This is a library, stupid! Don't bring your bacon in hurr.

by The Chow Man October 21, 2004

bacon

A slang term for an overly atttractive female. Used to not be obvious when checking out said female.

"Check out that bacon!"
"Where?"
"4 'o clock"
"Ooo nice"

by Torzala Sedlar October 5, 2006

Bacon

A word for someone who is too stoned and does stupid things because of it. (BAKIN' as in being baked)
OR
a word to describe something you've done that you wouldnt have if you weren't smoking too much pot.

"wow crystal, you just burnt your own face with a joint. You're a bacon."

or

" I can't believe you put the milk in the cupboard. That was bacon. "

by crystalbeans June 21, 2009

Bacon

1. noun A local town douche-bag that can be found in Oshkosh, WI; known primarily for his Youtube videos and local towns hijinks. Often referred to solely by his last name.

"Have you seen Bacon's latest video where he makes outrageous beer pong shots?"

by Oshkosh Fan October 14, 2008